What Joseph Goldstein Did To Me This Morning

When you become aware that your shoelaces have become untied, which they will, simply re-tie them and begin again.

When you become aware that your boyfriend is cheating on you, which he will, simply dump him and begin again.

When you become aware that your boss is slacking off, which she will, simply return to your spreadsheet and begin again.

When you become aware that your presentation sucked, which it will, simply return to your next presentation and begin again.

When you become aware that you are rejecting yourself, which you will, simply return to the moment before you reject yourself and begin again.

When you become aware that you are wasting time reading this post, which you will, simply return to the beginning of this post and begin again.

When you become aware that you secretly love the Lion King, which you will, simply reconnect your DVD player and begin again.

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